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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:13
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Should I become an interior designer or not in today's world?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Nuts and Butts